Zapman Goes On a Slide, A Slide Into Chaos
Who is Zapman? Why is he eating batteries? Why is he on a slide? How do you even beat this game? I'm here to answer one of these questions. Zapman Goes On a Slide is a game Zapman Goes On a Slide is a certified memorable experience. The tagline boldly proclaims "woo zip zip aagh grah gah". I couldn't have said it better myself When the game is loaded up, players are greeted with "EAT BATTERIES". The letters jump around and turn out to be physics objects, so this eventually reads "EAT TBATREEIS" and later still "TBAREES". Panic-stricken music plays in the background, contributing to the uncomfortable feel of the game. What even is Zapman? He looks like a jumbled mess of polygons with arbitary pink lines pivoting out of his body. In "Zapman Goes On a Slide", Zapman goes on a slide T-posing rag-dolls are poised at various locations, contributing nothing but further confusion. Zapman can move and jump, but in order to survive the sl...