Soviet Burger's Big Red Adventure

 I first heard about The Soviet Burger when somebody shared the trailer in a Discord server I'm in because they said it appeared on their Youtube Feed.

I knew I had to play it.

The music, the crunchy pixels, the burger. It had it all.

Soviet Burger doesn't like tomatoes but collects them so they can be sold in order to purchase bread.

This game also has leaves. They're there to make the leaves look good. Or are they??

There is a warning that the game contains LOUD pixels.

Soviet Burger Time

The game is a classic platforming adventure where you play as Burger and have to get to the end of the level.

You must of course avoid spikes and enemies. But you can press buttons and pull levers to destroy the spikess and levers.

I don't think the tomatoes actually serve any purpose.

Level 4 is really hard but I made it through.

An example of leaves being used to make the game look good

Level 5 is even harder due to the fact there is a falling platform and should you fail to make the jump, it does not respawn, forcing you to take a death.

And also the fact if you jump too high you die for some reason. The oxygen must get too thin and kill Burger should they ascend beyond the boundaries of the level.

I'm not sure what makes Soviet Burger so soviet.

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